Its Friday and my first blog! So last night i find myself in WOODIES, a little sports bar in Escondido. I get there with a few of the fellas around 10 o'clock and by 11 i am hammered! Before i know it there's a nice crowd and everybody is feeling good. I take advantage of the 2 dollar drinks before midnight and fill my whole table up with ADIOS MUTHAFUCKAS!! Then i scan the dance floor looking for a few potentials to groove with, i start dancing with this female and i sit down and she just starts giving me a lap dance AWESOME!but she starts to get wild and bounce on my dick, and i start to get a whif of pussy funk! Not a fishy smell, but a musty smell like she came straight from working out or a track meet. Lucky the alcohol was telling my mind (ignore the funk and grab and feel on any part of her body that lets you feel on). So thats over and i get up to hit the bar, and i'm almost off the dance floor and i'm getting sandwiched by this fat chick and her anorexic friend, luckily alcohol makes me friendly. I'm finally at the bar and i forget what i went there for and just head back to the main area of the dance floor. At this point i get in my liquid courage mingle-say what the fuck i wanna say mode, and bitches love it. (THANKS FOR MY KUNTRY TEXAN ACCENT) i collect a few numbers and dance some more, the club closes. And i left with potential clients, but it sucks waking up the next morning and sending text like this:

(Sorry if i woke you up, but i am trying to put a name to this number hit me back sexy)

i cant remember the name how can i remember if she's sexy? but fuck it they always reply with their name and a LOL!!